Sunday, October 9, 2011

Question Suggestions For Siri

Drop a comment here if there are any questions you think I should ask to Siri on my iPhone 4S

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50 comments:

  1. Ask her to babysit my kids!

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  2. Ask her what her major malfunction is...

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  3. Ask her to tell you a joke

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  4. ask her do u know jailbreak?

    can you jailbreak yourself?

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  5. What does Siri think of Lady Gaga?

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  6. Ask her:

    What will you do when I die?

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  7. Ask her "Where is Steve Jobs?" :(

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  8. ask her "I wanna suicide what should i do?"

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  9. say: DO you have a large supply of lipsticks i want to impress my boy lol

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  10. her response to "Siri talk dirty to me" is pretty funny.

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  11. When will pigs fly?

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  12. Is this the real life?

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  13. What does miss Moneypenny look like?

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  14. Ask her where is Singapore PIE

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  15. Can I jailbreak you?

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  16. Ask her if android is better than apple

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  17. "Siri, Can you teach me how to dougie?"

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    1. she said teach me how to dougie teach me teach me how to dougie

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  18. "All your base are belong to us?"

    (Austin Powers Reference) "Do I/you have mojo, baby?"

    "Will you be replaced by iWife?" (or Siri 2.0)

    These should be interesting

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  19. Try my favorite so far:

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Hillarious.

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  20. How to get Paid apps for free? :P

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  21. How do I get to the sun?

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  22. try 'when will the iPhone 5 come out?'

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  23. who would win in a fight- you or HAL?

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  24. Do a liar paradox. Such as 'This Statement is a lie' or 'This Sentance is False' if there's any reaction.

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  25. Do you love me....Whos your daddy....how do i break a iphone

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  26. Ask her "what do youthink about samsung"

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  27. Ask her siri ,are u an application ?

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  28. Ask her to have sex with u

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  29. Ask her Siri what's rainbow tyneol

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  30. say "will the world end in 2012?"

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  31. When will you die?

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  32. Who is better, you or Google Voice Search?

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  33. Do you like cookiez?
    Do you hate muskito's?
    What was first, the chicken or the egg?
    What do i have to dress?
    Do you know that you're a bitch?
    When will you shut up?
    Where can i find the 'sound of'-button?

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  34. I want to join the team I have the Siri humor account on instagram with 1k followers

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  35. Siri, you're FIRED!

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  36. Siri, can I call you Rebecca?

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  37. Siri, would yo be my girl?

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  38. Siri, make me laugh..

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  39. Siri, I buy a new android tablet. Don't be jealous

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  40. Siri, where my pants?
    Siri, you kill my dog?!
    Siri, can you jump trough the window for me, please
    Siri, who's yous boss?
    Siri, are you smoking?
    Siri, that's your fart?

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  41. Would you suck penis?
    Find the near prostitute
    What would you do if i was horny?
    Sex?
    Wanna have some kids?
    Define Porn.

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  42. Define Porn
    What would you do if I was horny?
    Find the nearest Prostitute
    Wanna have kids?
    Where's Siri jr.

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  43. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

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